Who’s debonair with the red chef’s hat?
Muffler of wool and a tummy that’s (not actually) fat?
Cook for a day (and the rest of the year!)
With a wooden spoon cane and a heart of gold
That’s Deputy the Snowman
He’s a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal
Deputy the Snowman
Is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow
But the pooches know
How he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in
That red chef’s hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around …
So Aubrey Aubritised him …
Deputy the Snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the pooches say
He could laugh and play (and even cook!)
Just the same as you and me
Deputy the Snowman
Knew the stove was hot that day
So he said let’s run
And we’ll have some fun
Now before I melt away (into the kitchen to start cooking for 12 hours …)
So down to the Wreck Room
With a chew stick in his hand
Running to and from and room to room
Saying catch me if you can
He led them down the halls of the house
Right to the traffic cop (aka Human)
And he only paused a moment when
He heard Human holler stop (but in a gentle way…)
For Deputy the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
There were pies to bake and some Christmas cakes
He’ll be cooking the whole day
For Deputy the Snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye
Say don’t you cry
I’ll be back again someday
Thumpety thump thump
Choppity chop chop
Cook cook cook
Look at Deputy go
Thumpety thump thump
Cook cook cook
Over the stoves ago!
Merry Christmas everybody!
Lots of love from the whole Be That Dog family!
